What’s your real age?

Sun, Jul 29, 2007

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Sam Says:
July 29th, 2007 at 9:18 am

Ha! I ended up nearly four years younger than my chronological age! And I’m a heavy-smoking, overweight diabetic! There’s something wrong with that equation…

arsgeek Says:
July 29th, 2007 at 7:19 pm

Either that or it knows something you don’t! Spooky, I know.

Events Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 3:50 am

My real age ended up being 14.7, but I’m positive I act at least 21.

Jamesh Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 12:18 pm

Cool, I lost seven years, despite having been diabetic since birth and a bit chubby; I love this! Still, having a ‘real age’ of 21 isn’t the same as being 21….*sobs* I miss being able to reveal my midriff

sigh Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 12:31 pm

Well I’m only 35 and according to this…I’m dead already.

Shayne Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 12:40 pm

I’m 26 but my age came out to .69. I feel pretty good for a baby.

Sam Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 12:58 pm

Hmmm… Someone should investigate this diabetes = good health phenomenon.

And :p to you, arsgeek!

Jason Says:
July 30th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

Damn… If only i didn’t Hate my job. my age would have been right on!

candace Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 12:20 am

i was -5 years

Bob Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 9:53 am

6 years old. LE=83 yrs. I wonder what the max age is…

EDIT: I chose the worst on every one - 189.4 yrs old, my life expectancy…13 years.

Joanna Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 12:00 pm

heh…. 13.4 and I’m 21. I am, however going to live to 81.4… Really, I think it will be 86… but Hey!. I’m 13 apparently. Woo hoo for being in middle school again.

chaosgone Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 12:08 pm

This is cool! I’m going to live to be 88!

whysoold Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 2:24 pm

I’m 24 but apparently my real age is 34 and im only going to make it to 64…gotta stop jumping out of planes and riding my motorcycle…oh yeah the drugs don’t help either lol….

Pakars Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 3:11 pm

I’m 17, but my real age is -2.1…
OMFG, I haven’t been born yet!
And with honest answers too… -.-

ding Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm

Worthless. Getting screened blood wouldn’t help your age, just if you caught something early. Also it doesn’t matter what your education level is, it’s a willing to learn that should be the question. The statistic is, those more educated (not formal education) are prone to stay alive longer SIMPLY because they’d learn about things that harm their body and stay away. I quit the test because there are a lot of questions that are so far wrong. Worthless test. Besides, many of the questions here 99% of people won’t know the answer to, why ask specific medical questions?

stef Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm

I’m 20 and my real age is supposed to be 12.5 and my life expectancy is supposed to be 81 years. I hated middle school so the life expectancy probably would have been different.

Lara Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 6:08 pm

Haha, I’m 25, but my real age is 6.5, and my L.E is 92.5! Partay down!

Ingvar Says:
July 31st, 2007 at 8:28 pm

according to this i’ve been dead for 17 years. Bad for með since i’m only 20

pseudonymous Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 1:07 am

i’m 17… real age: 0.4

life expectancy: 91.4

Kolli Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 3:16 am

Lol.. My Biological age is 16, but according to this I’m 1,8 years old.. And my life expectancy is 88,2..

Sgeiri Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 5:17 am

HAHAHA i’m 16 years old … and i ended up as a 5.8 year old… and i’ll grow up to be 84.2 …. yeah right :D….

Helgi Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 1:22 pm

I did everything right and im 20.8- years old an life expectency 106.8

Shadus Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 3:30 pm

Wow, I’m 30 but my real age is 52.5 and my life expectancy is 51.2… does that mean I’m already dead and don’t know it yet?

Raen Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 4:04 pm

Woo! I’m 21. My real age is 4.7, and my life expectancy is 92.3yrs. Not drinking, smoking, or doing drugs, and being a happily married mother of one sure does help!

Delbirt Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 6:12 pm

… I’ve got to wait another 5 years to be born

Andri Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 6:33 pm

Seems as if there are yet 3,8 yrs till my birth. Sounds nice. I´m expected to live to 94,8, which I like.

Igal Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 7:27 pm

Wow! according to this my real age is 10.7 while my biological age is 27 and a life expectancy of 90.3…not to freaking bad!!
Seems like never drinking, smoking or taking any drugs and exercising 6 days a week while being a happily married to the girl of my dreams might pay off….assuming no freak accident kills me prior to reaching 90.3!

Dave Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 9:14 pm

well it says i’ll live to be about 89. i guess that’s not so bad at all.

Miriam Says:
August 2nd, 2007 at 7:33 am

My real age is 6.8!! What the?? Im 28. Not bad hey. Im sposed to live to 96. Woohoo!

lol Says:
August 2nd, 2007 at 11:19 am

lol, this is a joke… you can actually be in negative age and your life expectansy also geezz…

DeAnn Says:
August 2nd, 2007 at 4:44 pm

Wow, I am 10 years younger than I really am. Yeah for me!!

lainey Says:
August 3rd, 2007 at 6:11 am

I’m 39 and I laughed when it said my chronological age is 18 and my life expectancy is 95. I’m not sure this is very accurate but I love being 18 all the same! : p

Eva Says:
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:00 pm

this is funny…it says my real age is -9.2 but I swear on my life that I’m 15:P and I live up to 98.2 years…damn i’m going to be old!

Lizzy Says:
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Seems I am 17 years younger than my chronological age, and will live to be 95.5. Sounds ok as long as my mind doesn’t go.

Tree in Window Says:
August 3rd, 2007 at 7:19 pm

6 years older than real age. Seems like friendships and living environment play a big role in this evaluation. I agree with that, although that is just my observation.

I certainly have few friends and do have a job that is “dangerous.” Oh well.

penni Says:
August 4th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

maby may dream will come tru ..i hade real age 68
maby may dream will come tru .i die yong

Adam Says:
August 4th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

Dang I’m a 20 year old at 41. I like this thing

aleph123 Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 4:35 am

funny- really funny

it is consistent with other test I took It gives me a full 16 years less than my age…

now, it projects that I could go over 90- reaching the eldest in my family

mmmh- I should start thinking about the next 49.5 years

ByteBandit Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 9:10 am

I’m 46 and according to this calculator my real age is 25.5 with a life expectancy of 95.5 I hope it’s accurate

Linda Goossen Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

Oh no, my kids are going to have me until i’m 98.5! Ha-ha!

Michelle Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

well…at 31 I am still regularly carded, and my “real age” here is 21…not too shabby! lol…

Ana Says:
August 5th, 2007 at 10:05 pm

OK, I’m 17, and this thing told me I am 4!
pretty good, ah?

Anna Says:
August 6th, 2007 at 12:38 pm

I was told that I was 20 but I am 18…. but I knew this already since I’m very often told that I act 20

this thing didn’t suprise me

Lonnie Says:
August 6th, 2007 at 9:19 pm

This is a very poorly designed Real Age test. The questions were dopey and the answers weren’t accurate enough. I’ve taken other Real Age tests and discovered that I was, in fact, my age - not 30 years younger!

Kickbax Says:
August 8th, 2007 at 6:03 pm

I picked 24, that’s my age, just to see what would happen I made everything for the worst. It says I’m 113.4, and my expentancy is -15.4! Cool.

dickinson Says:
August 9th, 2007 at 3:16 pm

well…i’m 22 but now i’m really 11.6 and it says that i’ll live till 84.4…guess it’s more than i wanted to live but it’s ok…if i can make my dreams real (like beeing a famous writter) i will die happy …haha, plus the fact that i don’t want to get married, maybe i can live a few more years

Kate Says:
August 9th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

OMG it says i’ll be 94.3….freakin scary ! i’m 27 now and technically 6.7 …now my hubbys tellin me …i always told u , u were 6 yrs old :DDD

Cate Says:
August 9th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

This test said my real age was 19.8, which is exactly a year older than me. :*)

tina Says:
August 15th, 2007 at 10:43 am

i am 24 and it said my real age is 3.8 that is really bad i need to smoke alot or something

forradal Says:
August 15th, 2007 at 11:29 pm

Bio age 65.
“real age” 50
Expect - 94.5
I obviously liked this test - even with honest answers!!!! No, it’s not science, but it’s a good peek into the future. NOT FOR LINEAR MINDED!!!!!!!:)))

Dave Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 10:56 am

Bio age: 14
Real age: NEGATIVE 7.3 years old
Wait….wtf!?!?!?

Kayla Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 3:18 pm

I’m 16 and it said I was 43 :/ I don’t smoke and I’m as healthy as anyone else .___.

Hakcney Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

I’m three years old again!

caripassim Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 11:06 pm

Young or old, you can’t stop the random car accident. (Though is anything really random?)

I am 31 with a real age of 55 and with a life expectancy of 50.
Whoo hoo, undead!

Dead Weight Says:
August 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Wow! My real age is ten years older than my biological age and my life expectancy says TUESDAY!

I’m screwed!!!

Anyone want a computer, a Lincoln with 3/4 of a tank of gas, and some left overs from Chevy’s Fresh Mex???

elena Says:
August 18th, 2007 at 6:16 pm

i think it’s amazing that I’m 28 and pregnant, and I’m actually 0.7 years old. That’s awesome. I can’t wait to brag about being a baby having a baby.

JJ Says:
August 19th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

I’m 23 and this says Im 9.9. I have nearly reached double figures. I will have your stuff Dead weight. Cant drive the lincon yet Im only 9

Pam Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 4:39 am

Cheers!They say that people living in this area of south-west France are the longest lived in Europe the test seems to prove it, seems as though I going to live forver. Another glass of red wine please.

bhumka shah Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 4:57 am

i m 21 years old but then my group peaple are 4 years elders then me and aso consider me at the same age maturity wise is an comploment for me
expectaation to live till 65 not more than that

Trouble Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 8:06 am

I’m 42 and my ‘real’ age is 31!! Not bad if I do say so myself - plus I get to live to 85!! Love this quiz (obviously) and forwarded it to my other half……

Mind you despite health problems I don’t smoke, drink or drive too much which apparently all count very well!!

not yet born? ^^ Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 12:39 pm

haha! Wud up with this test? Im 19 but act as an 0,987 year old? :O
Im supposed to be 93 so i dont care! Live and let die everyone.

noname Says:
August 20th, 2007 at 11:05 pm

cool

Homer Says:
August 22nd, 2007 at 9:34 pm

I turned out to be 13… nope don’t feel quite that young… Maybe I have till 97, but at 40 years old I’ll just continue to live my life

ChaosN2Stars Says:
August 23rd, 2007 at 8:41 am

HM…..I’m 43. This says I’m 18. Does that mean I get to do it ALL over again?

hehehe Says:
August 24th, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Biological age is 43 (just turned yesterday). Even with all that substance abuse in my 20s, this calculates my real age as 22.5 and my life expectancy as 95.5. Must be something to this veganism…

Lisa Says:
August 27th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

Me thinks this isnt real - but a joke - thing says if you have high cholestrol you will live longer…I doubt it.

steve Says:
August 30th, 2007 at 9:02 am

sorry cannot say cus i am dead now…..

Ajay Says:
September 5th, 2007 at 8:47 am

yay! I’m twenty and i always knew my actual age was ten(well, 9.9 to be specific). i certainly act it! how anyone could be .69 years old, i wonder…

Priest Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 5:09 pm

I’m 18, but haven’t been born yet, going to live to be 92.1 (and this is with honest answers also :o). What I don’t get however is how going to get my blood screened is going to help me live… If I got something hurray, there’s 10 years of my live, I reckon it’s more about how quickley they are able to “cure”/”fix” me back up after they found something. I just loved how doing some sports, which could be percieved dangerous knocked 5 years of my life, screw that >.>

Fun tets, don’t think it’ll predict anything usefull tho, nowhere could I enter I might be a crosswalker and die to a drunk bussdriver ….

Anna Says:
September 22nd, 2007 at 5:01 pm

I am 24 but this said I was 6! YES!!!!

Mandi Says:
October 1st, 2007 at 10:44 am

I am 26 years old an it said I was 7!! I told my husband and he said that fits, since I’m so childish! So hey I’m thrilled with my answer. God Bless to all of you!

Rich Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 10:48 pm

There are some many factors and variables that would need to be considered to accurately determine the life expectancy of a person. I think you are better of talking to an insurance sales man - they tend to know these things better.

Thomas Says:
July 11th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

wow. That’s interesting.

Maxsim Says:
July 2nd, 2010 at 7:06 am

my God, i thought you were going to chip in with some decisive insght at the end there, not leave it with ‘we leave it to you to decide

Jimmie Says:
July 5th, 2010 at 10:43 am

Real age and age of your spirit is two big differences. You can feel yourself 100 years old at the age of 25.

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