Every year it’s the same old thing at work. Try to kill the last few days before the holiday with discussions of how much shopping you’ve done, how much shopping is left to be done and how far you have to drive to celebrate. If you find yourself getting sucked into this vortex like conversation and would like some handy responses, well we’ve compiled them for you! And gosh, there seem to be twelve of them.
- Festivus! For the rest of us! I’ll be grabbing my pole any day now!
- I am forbidden by a court order to celebrate any holidays.
- On planet Kroz, our high holy day is the feast of Froboz!
- Hunting Reindeer.
- My parents were killed by Santa Claus. Thank you for reopening the wounds.
- Getting certified as a Mall Elf.
- It depends… what are YOU doing?
- Cataloging my authentic Voudon fetish collection.
- I’m going to replace my DSL line with FIOS and finally upgrade to a quad core system, beefing my RAM up to 8GB and setting up striping on my 2 350gB drives for maximum speed. You?
- I’m reenacting the birth of Christ using my fish and Warcraft action figures.
- Hanging out with my Sea Monkeys.
- Watching the A Christmas Story marathon on TBS. All of it.
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June 8th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Delivers it sequentially (easy to stop at any part and pick it up at any point in the future).