Zombies. Love ‘em or hate ‘em you can’t escape them, unless of course you have the proper survival training. While they are cool any number of ways, here are 12 ways they can make your holiday more memorable. Or in memorandum.
- Zombies eat brains. That’s just cool.
- They don’t have to worry about their appearance. In fact, the more unkempt they look, the better!
- Zombies make yummy noises even when the holiday meal is late. “Mmmmmmmmmmmm.”
- AND even if your holiday meal sucks!
- In the face of a massive zombie uprising which threatens all humanity, you don’t have to worry about what to buy your three year old cousin.
- There are no guessing games as to what a zombie wants, their needs are pretty simple: brains.
- Zombies won’t make you feel inadequate about how well your presents are wrapped.
- At Yankee swaps, zombies are always willing to trade the liquor for human body parts.
- With a zombie around, you needn’t be bored with dull family conversations. They’ll eat all your relatives!
- Guns suddenly become acceptable gifts for the whole family when a zombie uprising is occurring.
- FINALLY you can put all of your Resident Evil game playing to use!
- The more zombies there are, the less demand for Wiis
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December 28th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Zombies…I love em! Oh what fun, it is to die, in a zombie who wants brains. hey!
December 29th, 2007 at 12:02 am
Heh, perhaps our new holiday song.
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