ArsGeek

Geeks get lots of gifts, from knit scarves to techie doohickeys that drive their parents crazy trying to find them. Here’s some stuff geeks definitely do not want to get for the holidays. We were going to put underwear on the list, but really, which one of us couldn’t use some new underwear?

1. Computers for Dummies.
2. 2 year subscription to AOL.
3. Windows Vista Home Basic
4. A Wii.
5. A shirt that says, “Nerds Rule”
6. A gift certificate to CompUSA.
7. Duke Nukem Forever preorder certificate
8. Any sort of “How To” book. We know it ALL, and if we don’t… we’d figure it out on our own.
9. The book “Kick the Caffeine Habit”
10. A year’s subscription to Hotmail’s extended package.
11. Season tickets to a sporting event
12. A USB Floppy Drive

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