Now that the new iPhone is sweeping the nation (hey, almost 0.0034% of the US population has one) there are lots of reasons to go pick one up. I unfortunately will not be doing so for a variety of reasons, mostly centering on green things that fit into pockets and don’t come out of anyone’s nose. Since I’m not getting one, I’ve sat back and picked through my . . . thoughts to compile a list of 10 reasons why I’m glad not to have a new iPhone!
- My fingerprints are ugly.
- I Don’t have to blog about my new iPhone.
- I enjoy dragging out my laptop on the train.
- Steve Jobs won’t get another turtleneck out of me!
- I know I’d just drop the damned thing.
- Google’s Dream phone will be available any second. Really.
- I’m sexy enough.
- I don’t want to purchase Spore fore the PC and iPhone.
- Multi-touch on photos feels to much like squishing my loved one’s faces.
- Mimes can’t use it, neither will I.
Neener Neener Apple.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:47 pm
I enjoyed that. I saw you got slammed by some of the redditors and just wanted to add a bit of positive.
best wishes
July 21st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Thanks Lloyd. If I ever do get an iPhone, I’ll rescind some or all of these.
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am
I’m not getting an iphone because you can’t use it without having an instance of itunes to plug into.
June 29th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
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