All of this morning’s deals spring fully formed from the head of Amazon.com. You can get World of Warcraft Battle Chest (for PC or Mac) on the cheap, along with a nifty do it yourself pizza oven so you can gain sustenance while playing. What’s that? Something missing? Oh yeah, how about a case of Red Bull to go along with your all night game playing, pizza eating experience?
The World of Warcraft Battle Chest comes with everything you need to spend countless hours in front of your computer, never to see that golden orb in the sky again. It’s got the base game, the Burning Crusades expansion and strategy guides to complement them both. You’ll also receive 14 days of free online game play. If you’ve been longing to escape the rat race of every day life and get into the grind of leveling your character, this is the game for you. At $26.99 it’s a steal and also qualifies for free shipping. Or so I’m told. Only good today, so get it fast! You gotta eat to live, so on to the next deal.
How to keep yourself in good, nutritious sustenance whilst whiling away the hours online? Why Pizza of course! With the Presto Pizzazz Pizza oven you get both a lot of extra Z’s and the ability to cater to your own admittedly strange taste in pizza. No longer will you need to suffer needless ridicule when you call your local pizzaria and order your favorite black olive and Reeses peanut butter cup pizza. This 1,235-watt counter top oven, drawing slightly less power than your massive gaming rig, makes pizza in about half the time required by a conventional oven. Amazon has it for $39.96, about $30 off retail, and of course it qualifies for free shipping.
Now that you’ve got game and you’ve got food, you’re only lacking two things. Drink and sleep. Why do both when you can accomplish everything with your 24 pack of Red Bull. Thirst? Check. Sleep? Who needs it! You won’t want to sleep anyway because you’re just a few more minutes from the next level. By my calculations, 24 cans of Red Bull can keep the average MMO player awake and relatively happy for at least four days straight.
On a mostly unrelated note, if you still have three bucks kicking around after all of this, you can head on over to Amazon’s digital downloads section and get Peter Gabriel’s seminal “So” album. Now you can have the WoW character of your choice reenact that pivotal scene from Say Anything.
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