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Are you one of those people who prefer to listen to a constant stream of music in your vehicle as opposed to the ever increasing pollution of radio personalities kicking our favorite artists aside so they can talk amongst themselves? Today I decided to tune in to hear what those wacky DJ’s were talking about and I then heard “Human faced pig…”

They “ewww’ed” and “gross’ed” back and forth while you heard the ‘tap tap tapping’ of web surfing. I was intrigued! I was on a new mission! I HAD to find the mutant pig boy!

My mind raced back to a Seinfeld episode where Kramer came across such a creature in the hospital. A freak of nature that we, the audience, never got to see. Ooooh but times are different now. After speeding home and picking pedestrian pieces out of my grill, I ran inside and warmed up the portal to the wwweird.

This odd looking animal could quite possibly be real if it’s not a hoax and now I can *finally* put my curiosity to rest.

Okay ladies and gentlegeeks, I present:

The monkey faced pig… (no searches came up under human faced pig- but Google primate faced pig or monkey faced pig and voila- satiated curiosity)

Found on Orange:

Curious locals flocked to the home of owner Feng Changlin after news of the piglet spread in Fengzhang village, Xiping township.

“It’s hideous. No one will be willing to buy it, and it scares the family to even look at it!” Feng told Oriental Today.

He says the piglet looks just like a monkey, with two thin lips, a small nose and two big eyes. Its rear legs are also much longer than its forelegs, causing it to jump instead of walk.

Feng’s wife said the monkey-faced piglet was one of five newborns of a sow which the family had raised for nine years.

“My God, it was so scary. I didn’t known what it was. I was really frightened,” she said.

“But our son likes to play with it, and he stopped us from getting rid of it. He even feeds it milk.”

Neighbours have suggested the couple keep the piglet to see how it looks as it matures.

I can assure this pig that will not be made into pizza toppings… ever.

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