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You Know You Are A Geek If….

• You are actually afraid of Chuck Norris, and have a respectful fear of Christopher Walken.
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• Your fingers are permanently in the WASD formation.
• You have one or more Manga Girl Wallpapers on your computer.
• You know the answer to: Life, the universe and everything.
• You don’t know how far it is to your state capitol but you know exactly how may miles it is from Hobbiton to Mt. Doom.
• Rem Lezar changed your life.
• You cried when Chewbacca died.
• Your only form of exercise is DDR.
• You have had a crush on an animated character…recently.
• You learned everything you need to know in life from Wikipedia and GI Joe PSA’s.
• You wish you could visit a modern day faire and then come back to renaissance life.
• You wish talk like a pirate day was celebrated year round.
• You consider the Geek national anthem to be: Ballad of Bilbo Baggins by Leonard Nimoy.
• You consider your dyslexia a second language.
• You think the real reason The Lone Gunmen went off the air is because the writers were “silenced” by the shadow government.
• The predictive text on your phone knows words in drow, klingon and elven.
• The last time you read a book, you accidentally read 3 extra chapters before you realized that there are no ’save points’ in real life.
• You really do think you’re turning Japanese.
• Greatest musicians of all time: Beethoven, Led Zeppelin and Weird Al.
• You’ve been out in the middle of the night wearing a costume, and you weren’t trick-or-treating.
• You are fluent in 7 languages and none of them will help you speak to another human being.
• You own 8 pounds of dice, but don’t know how to play craps.
• You refer to those dice as your ‘jewels’.
• Said ‘jewels’ are also the most expensive jewels you own.
• You have no clue who the 39th U.S. president was, but you can list back 100 generations of elven royalty.
• You know what Mjolnir is but don’t have a degree in Norse mythology.
• You’ve used you replica of the One Ring to try to sneak past/hide from someone you didn’t want to see.
• You feel the need to explain the difference between geek and nerd if someone calls you a nerd.
• Your favorite number is an irrational number.
• Every time you get hurt you say “its just a flesh wound”.
• You wear skull and crossbones not because it’s a fad but because you actually are a pirate.
• You thought the X-files was a documentary.
• You consider the game of Risk just a warm up.
• Your dresser is filled with computer parts and your clothes are on a pile on the floor.
• you are well prepared for the coming zombie uprising.
• you know what, up up down down left right left right B A start, does.
• You find yourself breaking your neighbors potted plants because you think there might be hearts, arrows or bombs inside.
• Your vacation itinerary looks like this:

1. Area 51
2. Loch Ness
3. Dragoncon
4. Silicon Valley
5. Narnia

*special thanks to my pal dsp311 for help compiling this list*

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